i just had sex and im really really hungry. all i had for lunch: 10 sticks of baby carrots, 4 individual leaves from a salad bowl, and a third of a banana. pls.
I had this one coming. Last night before I went to sleep, I knew something was not right. I couldn’t go to sleep on my bed so I grabbed my pillow and blanket and went to the couch in our living room. The tittle of this post is a FB status update moments before I feel asleep. That’s not the weird part. I only had two hours of sleep. REM made me a bitch. Anyways, here it is.
It was in the middle of the day when I was walking around a very familiar building. I went to a room and found some of my classmates at my current school talking and doing something fun. For some apparent reason, I left them and wandered around the building. I ended up in our living room and there, my classmates and a few friends of mine are sitting and waiting for “my group” to present a school project that we are going to be graded on. So we did.
I pulled out my Windows Phone and I opened the slide show that I had created for the group and went on an on about the subject and then passed my phone and the presentation to one of my group mates. But my mates does not know what to say anything about the subject because it turns out that they didn’t read the books or research a little bit before the presentation. I was pissed. I rambled on about crap that I just pulled out of my hat to extend the presentation time close to ten minutes. I then remembered that there is a video pertaining to our subject that I had downloaded from YouTube the previous night. So I went ahead and played it for the class and it was very insightful. The video bought us some extra two minutes and thirty seven seconds to brainstorm what to do next. At the end of the video, my group mates kind of gave up so they went ahead and gave the class a 2-minute break - during our presentation, mind that. I was up for it but only for half a minute. The class liked it and after the 30 seconds that I had approved, I wanted to pulled everyone back to the presentation but no one wants to pay attention. This random bitch that I have never met in my life started playing music from her phone so I took her phone and yelled at her face: “shut this now!” then I threw her phone on the ground. Her friend then took my computer and updated my Faceboook status to: “I have changed.” WTF?!
Then it was a whole new different scene. This time, I was in a classroom with new faces. It seems like we were in the same class. Everyone was chill but then it become to feel grimy in the classroom. Someone had came in to ask everyone to sign a petition so that she can be in the class for the rest of the quarter. She was very fake just to get signatures. She had already gotten the signature from the teacher, and one of the student. The she came up to me and shoved her bag underneath my armpit which I had to open it and grab the petition from the bag and then sign it. I was appalled. I told her, “What is this? What are you doing? This is creepy. I don’t like it.” She then responded: “That - she points at my hair - I don’t like either.” I was raged. I stood up and yelled at her. “So how do you think I’m going to fucking sign this piece of shit? Really? Do you really think that I want you in this fucking class?” Then the situation escalated very quickly. One of the student in the room stood up and yelled: “You betta’ be runnin’ off yo’ ass, nigga.” The whole class was in chaos. She realized what she had done and started crying from her right eye since her left eye had a lazy eye and doesn’t work properly. I sat down in silence while the class is still yelling at her at the same time. She ran out of the class and some of the class followed her out the hallways.
I was shaking. I was nervous. I felt all kinds of emotions after she left. I looked at the clock in the front of the room and it read 2:37. I started freaking out because my meal schedule is that I can only eat my next meal after five full hours had passed and my lunch is supposed to be two hours ago. I then grabbed my lunch box and started munching on my carrots. I woke up.
I don’t know what this dream means but it’s very significant at the moment. Anyways, I have a presentation to create. See you in a few tumblr xxoxx